Yesterday,”The Bryant Park Project” did a interview with Tony Perrottet, author of the book, “Napoleon’s Privates.” It is - surprise, surprise - full of meaty double entendres and awkward statements, such as Perrottet’s complaint that some dude in Jersey “wouldn’t show me the penis! He wouldn’t show me the penis!”

I’d at least offer the guy dinner before asking him to show me the penis.

The point is, it’s not worth coming up with any entendres of my own.

Laura Conaway seems to have cock-blocked us there. That same post holds a call for people to list any double entendres in the comment.

That was supposed to be our job.

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