Archive for April, 2008

Can he make our riverfront a contender, too?

Blake's Blog
April 30th, 2008

“I seek recognition from the chairman!”In keeping with its tradition of having celebrity members, the Riverfront Development Corp. has added University of Memphis basketball coach John Calipari to its board of directors.

The RDC’s list of former board members includes Jerry West, the Memphis Grizzlies former president of basketball operations, and actress and Memphis native Cybill Shepherd.

Next up for the RDC board’s consideration:

Incorporating a Coach Cal’s Championship Steakhouse into the plans for Beale Street Landing.

Just joking.

Unless that really happens.

In which case, you heard it here first.

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Cruelty laws couldn?t help Bruiser

Pets on my Mind
April 30th, 2008

What sort of law would there be in the name of Bruiser? There are laws on the book against animal cruelty. They are strong laws. It's a felony to fight animals in Tennessee. The problem is that prosecutors need evidence. They need proof. They can't just pick up a dog like Bruiser or Mac and solve the crime.

 Who owned Bruiser? Who had him when he was a puppy? What did they do to him? How did this happen to him? How did he end up on Shelby Oaks? Prosecutors and law enforcement can only bring charges if there's a reasonable belief that they can get a conviction. The person who dumped Bruiser was long gone.

The problem is that if Bruiser wasn't alive when he was found, if Jody Fisher hadn't happened by, he would have probably died out there alone. His body would have started to smell and someone would call dead animal pick-up. They would have scooped him up and taken him to the incinerator. Case closed.

Do you know how many dead dogs there are in the fields and dumpsters of Memphis? The female dogs that can't breed anymore, the ones that don't fight. Michael Vick is the tip of the iceberg. I have a video called Off the Chain that was produced by a man trying to save the breed. He actually got in to some pit bull fights and videotaped what he saw. He let trainers go on and on about the dogs. He even showed one who didn't fight get electrocuted. That was just one man in one city with one camera. Do you know how many there are just in Memphis? Michael Vick was one case.

 When I did my series last year on pit bulls and I wrote about the horrible treatment, the chained dogs, the pit bull farms in people's back yards, I expected people to rise up and demand better treatment for that breed.

Nope. A little chatter. But nothing came of it. I just don't understand. There are Bruiser's everywhere. If you saw what I saw, the ones that are skin and bones and chained up in yards, you'd scream. I had nightmares for months after that story.

 I had some people hollering to ban the breed. Like the dogs are somehow to blame for what is happening. It completely takes the responsibility off the owners and says that these puppies become killers or aggressive all by themselves. It completely takes the blame from where it should be, which is on the people raising, training, fighting, abusing these dogs. It's a systemic problem that isn't going away unless people rise up and demand that it does. Adopt pit bulls from shelters that allow it. Help rescue groups by fostering their animals or funding their work. Fight the stereotype. Get educated on what is going on. Buy a book called The Pitbull Placebo by Karen Delise. It will open your eyes. Demand laws be enforced. Call the animal shelter and report abuse. Turn on your neighbors that keep breeding stock chained up in their back yards.

What about a law that eliminates the selling of live animals on street corners and in flea markets? That will knock out a marketplace for these puppies. I wouldn't mind a moratorium on the breeding of pit bulls, maybe 5 years. All pups confiscated and sent to rescue groups for adoption. The problem is that there's a huge market for these pups. Read the number of ads for the pups. Look on the street corners on the weekends. Of course, the problem with a local moratorium is that people who live on the outskirts of Memphis will just bring their pups here to sell or people will drive across the county line to buy them.

 I'm open for debate and discussion. I asked the new shelter manager if he's seen any city deal successfully with the pitbull problem. Not one, he said. Maybe we can be the first. Please tell me what you think. Remember, it's one thing to hope that people do these things to these dogs get what's coming to them, it's another thing to make that happen. It will take a village to save this breed. People have to stop being afraid and start getting proactive in the fight. What are your thoughts?

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Cruelty laws couldn?t help Bruiser

Pets on my Mind
April 30th, 2008

What sort of law would there be in the name of Bruiser? There are laws on the book against animal cruelty. They are strong laws. It's a felony to fight animals in Tennessee. The problem is that prosecutors need evidence. They need proof. They can't just pick up a dog like Bruiser or Mac and solve the crime.

 Who owned Bruiser? Who had him when he was a puppy? What did they do to him? How did this happen to him? How did he end up on Shelby Oaks? Prosecutors and law enforcement can only bring charges if there's a reasonable belief that they can get a conviction. The person who dumped Bruiser was long gone.

The problem is that if Bruiser wasn't alive when he was found, if Jody Fisher hadn't happened by, he would have probably died out there alone. His body would have started to smell and someone would call dead animal pick-up. They would have scooped him up and taken him to the incinerator. Case closed.

Do you know how many dead dogs there are in the fields and dumpsters of Memphis? The female dogs that can't breed anymore, the ones that don't fight. Michael Vick is the tip of the iceberg. I have a video called Off the Chain that was produced by a man trying to save the breed. He actually got in to some pit bull fights and videotaped what he saw. He let trainers go on and on about the dogs. He even showed one who didn't fight get electrocuted. That was just one man in one city with one camera. Do you know how many there are just in Memphis? Michael Vick was one case.

 When I did my series last year on pit bulls and I wrote about the horrible treatment, the chained dogs, the pit bull farms in people's back yards, I expected people to rise up and demand better treatment for that breed.

Nope. A little chatter. But nothing came of it. I just don't understand. There are Bruiser's everywhere. If you saw what I saw, the ones that are skin and bones and chained up in yards, you'd scream. I had nightmares for months after that story.

 I had some people hollering to ban the breed. Like the dogs are somehow to blame for what is happening. It completely takes the responsibility off the owners and says that these puppies become killers or aggressive all by themselves. It completely takes the blame from where it should be, which is on the people raising, training, fighting, abusing these dogs. It's a systemic problem that isn't going away unless people rise up and demand that it does. Adopt pit bulls from shelters that allow it. Help rescue groups by fostering their animals or funding their work. Fight the stereotype. Get educated on what is going on. Buy a book called The Pitbull Placebo by Karen Delise. It will open your eyes. Demand laws be enforced. Call the animal shelter and report abuse. Turn on your neighbors that keep breeding stock chained up in their back yards.

What about a law that eliminates the selling of live animals on street corners and in flea markets? That will knock out a marketplace for these puppies. I wouldn't mind a moratorium on the breeding of pit bulls, maybe 5 years. All pups confiscated and sent to rescue groups for adoption. The problem is that there's a huge market for these pups. Read the number of ads for the pups. Look on the street corners on the weekends. Of course, the problem with a local moratorium is that people who live on the outskirts of Memphis will just bring their pups here to sell or people will drive across the county line to buy them.

 I'm open for debate and discussion. I asked the new shelter manager if he's seen any city deal successfully with the pitbull problem. Not one, he said. Maybe we can be the first. Please tell me what you think. Remember, it's one thing to hope that people do these things to these dogs get what's coming to them, it's another thing to make that happen. It will take a village to save this breed. People have to stop being afraid and start getting proactive in the fight. What are your thoughts?

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The Hardest Job You?ll Ever Love, version 2.0

iDiva
April 30th, 2008
A friend of mine just found out that her teenager is cutting. Not like cutting classes. Like CUTTING. Her skin. With razor blades. Cutting is a form of self-abuse, like anorexia. It affects 10 percent of American teenage girls. I knew the WHAT of cutting, but I had no idea of the WHY of it, so I started [...]Continue Reading »

Nachos (not that you?d want these anyway)

Whining & Dining
April 30th, 2008

Last night I met up with a couple of foodie friends and we started our search for the perfect nachos in Memphis. (They got a jump start on me a few weeks ago, beginning with a plate they described as “glumpy mess” at Huey’s on Poplar at Erin Drive, but last night was my first time out).

We’d planned to go to Belmont, but one of the group had a coupon for Cozymel’s, so we went there. The nachos made a pretty picture, but they ended up with six thumbs down. First, a certain amount of goop is necessary for good nachos, and these were too dry. Plus, they were composed, and we want our nachos diggable. Further, they were on baked flour tortillas, not on corn tortillas.

I remember that R.P. Tracks used to have good nachos, so that’s on our list. And Belmont, which my friend Susie remembers served up a nice dish. We’re talking back in the day here, but we’re hoping both are still good. Where else should we go?

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Bob Garfield’s Cliché(d) Jihad

Radio Sweethearts
April 29th, 2008

In the past, we’ve mentioned Bob Garfield’s Web site, Comcast Must Die. It’s not quite NPR, but given our fondness for all things Bob, I have to share this segment of Nightline with you.

First, can that old lady and I be friends? She and her Comcast-smashing hammer are welcome to visit any time. And the hammer pinned to her purple sweatshirt? When I grow up, I want to be just like her.

Sadly, as charming as she is, this isn’t about the world’s most kick-ass senior citizen - it’s about Bob Garfield.

It’s kind of weird seeing him on television. I’m so used to Bob Garfield being the disembodied voice of my Wednesday night recap drafts, trapped in my iPod. He still looks a bit like Bob Vila, and I’m torn between wanting to ask him to show me exactly how to use an Allen wrench and wanting to give him hugs and bake him cupcakes.

At the same time, Bob on TV is a lot like Bob on the radio. He has some delusions of grandeur, and he’s throwing around the holy trinity (that would be metaphor, simile, and cliche). If said trinity were singles, he’s be making it rain at Platinum Plus.

Another strange thing about seeing him is seeing the way he’s dressed. It’s more or less what I expected, though I would love to take him shopping sometime. Underneath all of those layers is a caged hottie, waiting to break free.

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?Sudoku Puzzle Murders? not as fun as it sounds

The Shelf Life
April 29th, 2008

Sudoku Puzzle Murders  “The Sukoku Puzzle Murders:

A Puzzle Lady Mystery,”

By Parnell Hall

St. Martin’s Minotaur

Hardback, $23.95

308 pages

I can stomach the occasional cozy/comedy mystery, but this ninth Puzzle Lady mystery was definitely not my cup of tea.

This series is about a merry divorcee named Cora Felton, who maintains a public persona as a composer and solver of the wordgames many of us find delightfully aggravating — or vice versa, whatever.

The McGuffin, though, is that Cora finds herself at a loss for words whenever confronted by a crossword. It’s her niece, Sherry, who solves and composes them, with Cora serving as the charmingly deceptive face of the operation.

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