I have to confess that I missed Celine Dion singing to Elvis on "American Idol" the other night -- how could THAT have happened -- but this column, but the always-insightful Mary Schmich of the Chicago Tribune, made me laugh out loud. And who in Memphis can't say they feel that way about Elvis?

What's your favorite cheesy song? And, happy Friday!

If you're one of the 19 trillion viewers who watched Celine Dion sing "If I Can Dream" with a hologram of Elvis on Wednesday, then you'll know what I mean when I use the term "cheesy."

You don't have be an "American Idol" junkie, however, to understand the concept of the cheesy song, or to know what it means to love the thing you hate.