When I recently pulled an envelope from my mailbox with Donald Trump's return address on it, my first thought was: "Maybe he sent me one of those Christmas cards with a well-stocked money holder."

My second thought was: "Maybe he wants me to adopt Miss USA Tara Conner, the wayward beauty queen he recently took under his wing."

Neither of those scenarios turned out to be true, of course. But apparently the Donald's daughter Ivanka is coming to Memphis next month to give a seminar on wealth creation. And for reasons I neither understand nor care to fully explore, I've been given two tickets to attend this momentous event!

In light of her background, I can imagine Ivanka's speech might be rather short: "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. The best way to amass great wealth is to be born into the right family. Thank you and goodbye."

But maybe this is something a few of our public officials ought to attend. Not for their own personal enrichment, naturally. Some of them don't seem to need much help in that department. But they might come up with a few tips for how to manage the taxpayers' money more efficiently.

Thus, my question of the day is: Which public official would you most like to see attend the Trump money management seminar and why?